Mom, I’m fat. But big deal. I don’t feel bad about it. You never made me feel bad about it, and just because there are some people in the world who want me to feel bad about it, doesn’t mean I have to. So Bobby’s fat. Eh. He’s also funny, nice, he’s got a lot of friends, a girlfriend, and if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go outside and squirt her with water. What are *you* gonna do?
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